johnny-come-lately

the lost art of being a newbie:

1. never tell anyone about it
2. secretly browse wiki
3. if you ever need to ask, ask nicely and act like you forgot about it
4. pick someone you can trust to be your mentor
5. extend your deadlines
6. always start your statement with a ‘as far as i know’ sentence
7. never haste, be cool as you were an expert with a vast experience
8. tell ‘everything is under control’ to your boss, despite your baggy eyes
9. in front of the computer monitor, make a comprehensively look

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